DIVORCE


DIVORCE

Postby LEKEFARMS » 2016-03-25 16:10

:D Why did I get divorced? Well, last week was
my birthday. My wife didn't wish me a happy
birthday. My parents forgot and so did my
kids. I went to work and even my colleagues
didn't wish me a happy birthday. As I
entered my office, my secretary said, "Happy
birthday, boss!" I felt so special. She asked
me out for lunch. After lunch, she invited me
to her apartment. We went there and she
said, "Do you mind if I go into the bedroom
for a minute?" "Okay," I said. She came out 5
minutes later with a birthday cake, my wife,
my parents, my kids, my friends, & my
colleagues all yelling, "SURPRISE!!!" while I
was waiting on the sofa... naked
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Re: DIVORCE

Postby femtouch » 2016-03-29 17:29

:D :D :D
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Re: DIVORCE

Postby horpeyemmyAnike » 2016-05-06 13:59

Interesting, that's why its always good to be transparent and not let anything distract you from the trust you get from your wife, kids and people around you.
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Re: DIVORCE

Postby horpeyemmyAnike » 2016-05-06 16:19

Humm :D
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